Yahoo! News Message Boards Politics News: "I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A CONSERVATIVE
by: mb_finiti (28/M/India) 05/06/04 04:46 pm
Msg: 3862 of 3898
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I apologize for being a conservative for loving my god, not yours, for loving my country and hating all others, for loving my family and hating my neighbours, for loving my children and having sex with them when I am horny.

As a former conservative, I apologize for hating anyone who does not speak english or is not white. I apologize for thinking that being American means cashing in free checks. I apologize for Nascar. I apologize for degenerating as a human being. I apologize for not trying to improve my skills for the sake of my economy and complaining that India is stealing our jobs. I apologize for being a complete moron.

I apologize for thinking that America is the best and all other countries suck. I apologize thinking the way the Romans and British did in their hay day. I wonder what happened to those empires. I apologize for not being able to read history or learn from it. "