The Creation (part 1 of 2)

The Creation:
by: emmanual_goldstein_1984 (45/M/Oceana) 06/15/04 07:57 am
Msg: 52181 of 52354

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said

%>Let there be light!

#Enter user id.

%>God

#Enter password.

>>Omniscient

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%>Omnipotent

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%>Technocrat

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

%>Let there be light!

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

%>Create light

#Done

%>Run heaven and earth

#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

%>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

%>Create firmament

#Done.

%>Run firmament

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

%>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and

#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

%>Create dry_land

#Done.

%>Run firmament

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

%>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

#Unspecified type. Try again.

%>Create sun_moon_stars

#Done

%>Run sun_moon_stars

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

%>Create fish

#Done

%>Create fowl

#Done
(continued)

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