Yahoo! News Message Boards World News: "originally by: onion_a_day

Bushie: Yup, that Bush sher got my vote

Free Thinker: Doesn't it bother you that Bush lied about Iraq?

Bushie: Hehehe, yeah, we sher nuff kicked there ass didn't we.

Free Thinker: You know that that war and other Bush policies cost us over 2 million jobs and many of those jobs are going to countires like India and CHina.

Bushie: Aw, hell, I'll jest hunt deer if I git laid off. Jobs goin' to India, huh? We gonna kick their asses?

Free Thinker: Have you noticed that you really got no benefit from the tax cut that was supposed to create 300,000 jobs per month?

Bushie: Well, Mr Bush said the tax cut wuz good an' I believe him. And he kicked ass.

Free Thinker: Bush has no integrity, he's lied to America, sent us to a war in which 600 of our soldiers died needlessly, he's killed the US job market and failed to control oil prices and health care availability to Americans!

Bushie: Yeah, well at least he don't want them queers to git married. He's got my vote. And my sister's..uh...wife's vote too. "